Definitions by MrFreeman88

Rum Dumb 

Drunk from consuming Rum.

He is such a "rum dumb" from drinking rum all the time.

Rum Dumb by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

cattle guard 

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

cattle guard by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

fartblossom

A nickname for someone inportant to you.

Son, you are such a fartblossom.

fartblossom by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

hanging tender 

The male sexual organ.

Get some of this hanging tender.

hanging tender by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

nut licker 

Someone who licks a scrotum.

His nose is up the boss's nut sack so much, what a nut licker.

nut licker by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

pee pee pass 

Permission for a man from his wife/girlfriend to attend an activity without her.

He can go fishing with the guys if he gets a pee pee pass from his wife.

pee pee pass by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

snow snake 

The white male penis.

I fucked her with my snow snake.

snow snake by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004