cattle guard

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

by MrFreeman88 March 09, 2004

Rum Dumb

Drunk from consuming Rum.

He is such a "rum dumb" from drinking rum all the time.

by MrFreeman88 March 09, 2004

pee pee pass

Permission for a man from his wife/girlfriend to attend an activity without her.

He can go fishing with the guys if he gets a pee pee pass from his wife.

by MrFreeman88 March 02, 2004

nut licker

Someone who licks a scrotum.

His nose is up the boss's nut sack so much, what a nut licker.

by MrFreeman88 March 02, 2004

hanging tender

The male sexual organ.

Get some of this hanging tender.

by MrFreeman88 March 02, 2004

fartblossom

A nickname for someone inportant to you.

Son, you are such a fartblossom.

by MrFreeman88 March 02, 2004

throat coat

A male ejaculating during a "deep throat" oral sexual experience.

She gave me a blow job and when I came, she got a throat coat.

by MrFreeman88 March 03, 2004