Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.
A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.
by Mild7 October 14, 2019
Get the cock taser mug.An alternate spelling and pronunciation of high school that is used primarily in large portions of the southern United States.
He drove a truck for 20 years, but now he's got his own double-wide and a business vacuuming septic tanks, so he's doing ok considering he never finished ice cool.
by Mild7 October 15, 2019
Get the ice cool mug.Among some lower-socio-economic segments of society in the South, a polite way of saying "using the toilet to defecate", which is generally considered much politer than more common expressions such as "taking a shit".
Student/inmate in a juvenile reform school to his dorm supervisor: Can I use the restroom?
Dorm supervisor: Do you just need to pee or do you need to have a sit-down?
Dorm supervisor: Do you just need to pee or do you need to have a sit-down?
by Mild7 February 28, 2021
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