cock shovel

wen ur about to have anal with a girl but her ass is fullof shit so u use ur cock to shovel it out

Joanne should consider wipin her ass i had to give her a real cock shovel last night

by fucker freddy January 11, 2009

shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.

Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.

by Zlyy zlyy August 26, 2015

Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

by Sam1200 April 24, 2008