cock shovel 

wen ur about to have anal with a girl but her ass is fullof shit so u use ur cock to shovel it out

Joanne should consider wipin her ass i had to give her a real cock shovel last night

cock shovel by fucker freddy January 11, 2009

Cock faced shovel monkey. 

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

Cock faced shovel monkey. by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.

Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.

shovel cock by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015

Cock Shove

Verb: A cock shove when you get a girl on her back, pull off her pants and/or underwear, and shove your cock in her pussy REAL FAST. It can be rape, or not.

Alex: She was totally asking for it! I threw her to the floor, pulled off her pants and cock shoved her!
Tom: NICE!

Cock Shove by 0011101001000100 December 5, 2009

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker by ViperUrban June 6, 2024