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When a female is obsessed with a males penis or "cock" so much that she can't get enough of it.

Dude, Abby is so cock shocked over Jerry.

She can get enough of him

cock shocked by Grizzly dippers April 24, 2015

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Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

Cock Shocked by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018

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Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

Shocked Cock by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

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Socked Cock

An uncircumcised glory stick for comfortable riding

She was definitely a socked cock lover.
No mustard and little pita buns .

Socked Cock by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021

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socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

socked my cock by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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