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Cock o’clock 

Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.
Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see

Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock

Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
Cock o’clock by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Words you can keep

cock o’clock 

Cock O’Clock is when you spin your cock around clockwise onto a girl’s/guy’s face
Omg girl, I knew it was cock o’clock when he started spinning his dick around !

cock o'clock

when you get off work and your woman is waiting at home for you to hit it.
Bikel heard the five o'clock whistle and he knew he had some sweet, sweet lovin waiting at home for him. It was his cock o'clock.
cock o'clock by BabyClisinCanton February 19, 2010

cock'o'clock 

To wake someone from an alcohol-induced slumber by slapping them in the face with your unit.
Man, Rob's been sleeping on the pool table for 12 hours, if he doesn't move soon, it's going to be cock'o'clock.
cock'o'clock by Charlie and Fred April 24, 2008

cock o'clock

The time of day that arrives when you show up at a bar or house party, and there's barely a chick in sight, except maybe a few fugly ones, and you have to leave and go somewhere where it's not a total sausagefest.
"Bad news boys, it's cock o'clock in here. We're gonna have to split and change locales if we want to sink the pink tonight."
cock o'clock by The Virgin Liberator December 15, 2009

cock-o-clock

A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'
Pook: Ask me what time it is.

Victim: What time is it?

Pook: COCK-O-CLOCK!!!!
cock-o-clock by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Cock-O-Clock

Verb// When it's that time to give your ol lady that good good sex.

Or a woman ready to go out a find a lil some some
Her-Honey, what time is it? Him-It's Cock-O-Clock baby!!!

2 women in talking- Girl friend it's about Cock-O-Clock up in here, i been havin a dry spell lets go find a man!
Cock-O-Clock by McKhaos! December 10, 2022
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