when you get off work and your woman is waiting at home for you to hit it.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

To wake someone from an alcohol-induced slumber by slapping them in the face with your unit.

The time of day that arrives when you show up at a bar or house party, and there's barely a chick in sight, except maybe a few fugly ones, and you have to leave and go somewhere where it's not a total sausagefest.

A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'