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cock nobbler 

Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)

San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.
To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.

This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.

Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.
cock nobbler by zickhyt June 18, 2011
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cock nobber 

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.
'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'
cock nobber by rayman April 5, 2005

cock nobber 

to males rubbing their genitals together for sexual gratification
oh my goodness! Look at those cock nobbers over there! are they really doing that in a nightclub?
cock nobber by steve lee May 21, 2003

cock nibbler

one who needs to nibble for food
Ho C. is the biggest cock nibbler in this area
cock nibbler by Chulo Master July 12, 2003

Cock nibbler

A person who likes to nibble on penises
Wow that Guy is such a cock nibbler
Cock nibbler by Bonobo123 February 9, 2017

cock ring nibbler 

One who nibbles on a cock ring,usually a crusty std infested mess of metal,smegma,puss and sometimes blood.
Someone who is gross and has poor personal hygene.
Did you see those sores on their faces?They must've been nibbling on used cock rings together in the basement.
That couple is gross they are covered in stds they say that being a cock ring nibbler is a healthy way to live!
That guy is so greasy and oily,he's such a cock ring nibbler!

Cockgobbler 

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.
She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep
Cockgobbler by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013