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Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.
Cock Mongler by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

Cock Mongler

A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.
Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.
Cock Mongler by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010

cock mongler

A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.
I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.
cock mongler by yofaceyo October 16, 2006

cock muggler 

A gay slur for somebody who likes to get slapped in the face with two or more cocks at the same time
I had a dream I was a cock muggler.
I heard that Hayden Johnson kid was a cock muggler.
cock muggler by Gina5493 September 20, 2016

cock mongler

someone who is constantly playing with his cock or other cocks
Billy wont stop playing with his cock, he is such a cock mongler
cock mongler by Darryl February 5, 2003

Cock Mongler

One who acts like a homosexual ie mongles the cock
Ben and Mike are so bad at Halo they must be cock mongling eachother.

Ben and Mike talk about ass sex with eachother they must be cock monglers!!!

I'll Show you to tell me to wash the fuckin dishes you cock mongler.Ha Ha -Love Ya Guys- 0 c======3 :0 :)
Cock Mongler by Krispykritters December 15, 2008
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