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cock meat sandwhich 

Given by the guards to the prisoners, by making the prisoners sucking their cocks. Used in the movie Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
I was once received a Cock Meat Sandwhich by a guard named Big Bob.

Cock Meat Sandwich 

(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:

Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).

later on...

Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!

Cock-Meat-Sandwich 

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit

Cock meat sandwich 

The exact meal that is given out at Guantanamo Bay in the second Harold & Kumar movie.
Big Bob: You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.

cock meat sandwhich 

im going to give your mom a cock meat sandwhich.

Cock Meat Sandwich 

A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.
Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.

Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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