Cock-Meat-Sandwich

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit
by The1337Arcade.Com July 28, 2008
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Cock Meat Sandwich

(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:

Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).

later on...

Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
by Charles U. May 17, 2008
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Cock meat sandwich

The exact meal that is given out at Guantanamo Bay in the second Harold & Kumar movie.
Big Bob: You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.
by Anonymous reality June 08, 2015
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Cock Meat Sandwich

A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.

Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.

Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.
by Mike Gabriel March 11, 2009
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What you feed to your employees in order to force them to conform to your dictator style ignorance when covering for your inept leadership skills
"John, would you mind creating a spreadsheet of this information cock meat sandwich. I am incapable of writing it down myself."
by OpressedInSanFran January 07, 2009
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A term you’d call your friends to fuck with them or to describe a hot ass titty fuck
“Bro she gave me the cock meat sandwich of a lifetime.”
“Stfu you damn cock meat sandwich.”
by Slim_Shady0409 February 18, 2021
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