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Someone who feels that the must suck dick to make it to the top of their profession rather than actually work and stand on the fact that they can actually do the job they were hired to do.

Look at that cock leech trying to keep his job by buying the boss lunch, he might actually try to do his job to stay employed! NAH that's to hard!!

cock leech by Gilla January 14, 2008

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Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

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Cock Leach

A woman who is always trying to get some dick.

Nene - “Dude, Ally just snapchatted me”
Mac - “Better watch out, that chick is a cock leach”

Cock Leach by smackyyy April 16, 2019

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cockleech

1. One who sucks cock.

Quit being such a cockleech you flamer

cockleech by rofl February 10, 2003

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cockleschnitzel

Wang. Dick. Rod. Peter. Dong. Schlong. Mansword. Staff of Holy Righteousness. Etc...

Inga always looked forward to dining on Gunter's cockleschnitzel.

cockleschnitzel by Wizard Sleeves August 22, 2011

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cockleech

That which leeches out early on and helps to lubricate the coming insertion.

'I grabbed your organ and got cockleech all over my new watchband!

cockleech by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

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cockleach

A man or woman that enjoys giving oral sex to a male

That womans a great cockleach

cockleach by Marky Bizzle October 5, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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