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cock jockie 

(proper noun) indicating that you like to ride cock. Much like a jockie rides a horse.
Jason is such a cock jockie
cock jockie by Jerry hoxie September 8, 2005
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Anal Craving Cock Jockey 

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.
Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

cock jockey 

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.
No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.
cock jockey by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

cock jockey 

Used to describe a male who is inclined to ride another males sexual organ.
cock jockey by Kryt February 4, 2003

Cock Jocked 

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.
Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.
Cock Jocked by BluBallz April 30, 2006

Lint licking cock jockey 

The equivalent to a person (preferably a female) that bounces from guy to guy only for self accomplishment or maybe a dating competition.
Omgwowlolstaahp, she is such a lint licking cock jockey, someone needs to get her under control!

cock jockey 

A female who loves the cock and almost always rides on top during sex.
Man that chick is such a cock jockey. She sleeps with everyone.
cock jockey by VivaladanN March 30, 2005
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