hey dude i was so drunk i got with a cock handler.
i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler
i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler
by Trey/AAron December 16, 2008
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by Widemouth December 8, 2007
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A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!
Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)
by grace loftus August 11, 2006
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by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021
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by stance July 16, 2004
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by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010
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