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Cock Handler 

A person who thinks he/she is the expert in the work area.
A Cock Handler has a lower I.Q. but thinks he has a high I.Q. A Cock Handler will always tell you how to do things and that his/her way is better.
Cock Handler by Widemouth December 8, 2007

cock handle 

A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!
Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)
cock handle by grace loftus August 11, 2006

Cock handle 

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.
Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”

cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004

cockhandler 

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.
you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler
cockhandler by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010