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When a girl wearing lipstick sucks your cock and smears a coat of glossy goodness over your cum dribbling goat slinger.

Justin had to wash his cock in the morning because Jason's mom gave him cock gloss.

cock gloss by justin and chris August 19, 2006

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Glass Cock

Been seen before, out of date, hackneyed.

That email you sent me is so glass cock.

Glass Cock by Sick Boy May 22, 2003

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glass cock

also called a tweaker pipe. Called a glass cock because it resembles a dick (also see "suck glass cock")

lets go suck some glass cock

glass cock by mikemikemikemikemike April 22, 2006

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Glass Cock

A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine.

Come on now Audrey, hit that glass cock!

Glass Cock by D34thcru5h June 8, 2016

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Glass Cock

To lie/mislead friends/family about a girl you are sleeping with.

"Don't lie to me, glass cock. I know what's going on."

Glass Cock by CatSwinger69 November 20, 2007

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devil's glass cock

Someone who smokes crack, speed out of a glass pipe.

Glenda's hitting the devil's glass cock again!!!

devil's glass cock by mini me October 8, 2003

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Cockflosser

A whore with a big enough gap between her teeth that you can throw your dick between her choppers.

My homeboy Gill threw a party and there were nothing but cockflossers rolling around. Keep your Gills Clean!

Cockflosser by Pfife Dogg July 7, 2008

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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