cock egg 

When a man injects synthol into bell end

Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.

cock egg by Mr. Cock Egg February 9, 2018

Egg Cock 

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.

Egg Cock by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017

egg shaped cock 

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

egg shaped cock by Purplenado March 7, 2023

two eggs and a cock 

A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.

The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.

His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.

Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!

two eggs and a cock by lancezinnuendos October 22, 2008

cockEgg 

It's no blood onion.

Dan's a fucking cockEgg!

cockEgg by wazzapkatdaddy May 9, 2019