cock boggler

one who confuses a cock; a cock being a person, rooster, or penis.

eric b. is such a cock boggler.

by jane doe October 18, 2004

Cock Bongler

Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth

Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler

Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like

by jake oickle December 28, 2007

cock bongler

one who bongles cock

i.e. "bongling" the drums.

nice jacket you cock bongler!

by Peniswrinkle December 20, 2007

cockgoggler

cockgoggle. verb. :
To oogle the cocks.
To hand multiple cocks at once.
To be multi-tasking in a swimming pool full of cocks.
To wear cocks as goggles.

cockgoggler. noun. :
A proprieter of cocks.
A juggler of cocks.
An avid fan of the cocks.

This is your new cheif headmaster cockgoggler, George W. Bush. He will now do a leetal dance for you and all of your cocks to enjoy!

by klutz January 28, 2003

Cockboggle

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster

"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"

by Kova1203 January 19, 2022

cockwoggler

A person who woggles cocks.

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.

by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021