cock angler
cock angler by A. H. Grace March 30, 2004
Cock Anger
When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!
Cock Anger by The Jax April 19, 2007
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angle cock
1. Original secret service code name given to the former Vice President of the United States, Richard "Dick" Cheney (subsequently changed to "angler").
2. Valve at the end of a train car that shuts off the flow of pressurized air in the car and in the air hoses between the cars. This allows the hoses to be uncoupled. An angle cock assembly consists of the angle cock, a threaded pipe called a "nipple," cock brackets, and a U-bolt.
2. Valve at the end of a train car that shuts off the flow of pressurized air in the car and in the air hoses between the cars. This allows the hoses to be uncoupled. An angle cock assembly consists of the angle cock, a threaded pipe called a "nipple," cock brackets, and a U-bolt.
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Secret Service Agent: Angle cock just shot me in the face. I repeat. Angle cock just shot me in the face.
Cheney: Go f*ck yourself.
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"He was working on a caboose with an angle cock that was allegedly defective. Later that day, in preparation for a switching operation, he attempted to release the air in the brake system by turning the angle cock. He testified that, because the angle cock was stiff, he had to use excessive force to loosen it." Erskine v. Consolidated Rail Corp., 814 F.2d 266 (6th Cir. 1987)
Secret Service Agent: Angle cock just shot me in the face. I repeat. Angle cock just shot me in the face.
Cheney: Go f*ck yourself.
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"He was working on a caboose with an angle cock that was allegedly defective. Later that day, in preparation for a switching operation, he attempted to release the air in the brake system by turning the angle cock. He testified that, because the angle cock was stiff, he had to use excessive force to loosen it." Erskine v. Consolidated Rail Corp., 814 F.2d 266 (6th Cir. 1987)
angle cock by FuckYouThatsWho June 7, 2009
cockmangler
One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.
One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
cockmangler by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005
cockjangler
cockjangler by T-mac McGangles May 11, 2008
CockMangler
CockMangler by Conor(C-Money) July 11, 2006
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