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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
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My Cocaine
Actor Michael Caine saying his name in his own voice.
Anyone with a British accent saying Michael Caine's name.
Anyone with a British accent saying Michael Caine's name.
"You're bloody right I'm My Cocaine!"
"I watched an old movie on the telly last night, it was "Alfie" starring My Cocaine.
"I watched an old movie on the telly last night, it was "Alfie" starring My Cocaine.
My Cocaine by Vesper47 April 25, 2014
Cocaine Cowgirl
Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
Cocaine Cowgirl by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019
Cocane
Cocane by Skadaddymaster69shroud March 25, 2019
poor man's cocaine
Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.
poor man's cocaine by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
Cocaine is brokane
Cocaine is brokane mean that cocaine is broken. It means that Cocaine HCl and Freebase Crack will ruin your life. Don't try cocaine, try 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) plus booze, Prilintane, Kratom, D,L-Deprenyl, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide, Bisfluoromodafinil), Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), Arecoline Hydrobromide, and Methylphenidate. And cocaine only last 90 minutes and is bad for your brain and heart. 4F-MPH last for 2 to 4 hours and is safer and cheaper than cocaine. Sometimes Ritalin, Modafinil, and Armodafinil are prescribed for cocaine addiction as they're safer and less addictive. Cocaine is brokane! Cocaine is brokaine!
Roberto: I was hooked on cocaine for 3 years and lost thousands and thousands of dollars. Good thing they prescribed Ritalin in rehab. I'm 6 months clean of cocaine. Cocaine is brokane!
Cocaine is brokane by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2023
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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