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coneosexual 

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Someone who is turned on by large straight ice cream cones and likes to fuck them in the ass
After seeing the large waffle cone at coldstone, I realized I was coneosexual
coneosexual by Sound_ March 25, 2016

CockSexual 

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“Gay men tend to be attracted to everything about a man, the sights, the sounds, the smells, the feet (eiw), the socks (double eiw) and on and on. Everything man, all day, everyday. They want to hold hands with a man, kiss a man and build a life with a man.

Men like my husband are not at all interested in kissing and holding hands and being romantic with a fellow. He cannot even envision it. He has never topped a guy because he does not feel he could maintain an erection to fuck a man. He does, however, love the DICK. The term I made up for this is "cocksexual.” Men who love the cock and the sex part but the male body and appearance is not the same turn on that a female’s body is.

This explains the prevalence of tgirl porn and gloryholes. A woman with a penis. A penis in space with no male body. There’s a rather large and interesting audience of cocksexuals. Why else would porn just show COCK?

I consider myself pansexual, in that I am attracted to men and women and I would have a relationship with anyone of any orientation if I liked that person. I have met very few men like me, although it exists. Men are more about the cock. Kinda turns me on.“
My boyfriend is a cocksexual
CockSexual by CockSexual96 February 22, 2019

Cocksexual Assfaggot 

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A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.
Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

chessexual 

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chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive
-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?
chessexual by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

cakesexual 

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When a person is sexually aroused and attracted to a spongey baked good, usually topped with icing.
ralph- 'hey bro did you see that cake over there?'
dave- 'oh yeah bro it turns me on'
ralph- 'dude stop being so cakesexual'
cakesexual by bruh, wut. November 8, 2014

cnedsexual 

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the nerdiest of the nerds.
people who get turned on by studying old french poems on the shitty site cned.fr. they represent roughly 20% of an average class. Cnedsexuals replace pornhub with cned.fr.
damn man Manif is such a cnedsexual he likes victor Hugo's scrumptious schlong
cnedsexual by Ali Kazem January 24, 2022
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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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