cnedsexual

the nerdiest of the nerds.
people who get turned on by studying old french poems on the shitty site cned.fr. they represent roughly 20% of an average class. Cnedsexuals replace pornhub with cned.fr.

damn man Manif is such a cnedsexual he likes victor Hugo's scrumptious schlong

by Ali Kazem January 24, 2022

coneosexual

Someone who is turned on by large straight ice cream cones and likes to fuck them in the ass

After seeing the large waffle cone at coldstone, I realized I was coneosexual

by Sound_ March 25, 2016

chessexual

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive

-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?

by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

Cordsexual

being attracted to discord in a sexual manner

hey you like discord? thats cordsexual!

by IAmCxlvxn January 16, 2020

coeosexual

the opposite of demisexual, basically these people are defined as people who can have a crush on somebody even though they barely know them. (definition not mine, found it from a yt video)

Person1: I like this guy, but I don't know anything about him! it's so weird!

Person2: you know, there's a sexuality for that.

Person1: wait, really?

Person2: yeah, it's called being coeosexual

by haha imagine existing March 15, 2021

caedsexual

someone that was born allosexual but became asexual due to trauma (yes it's valid, don't be dumb)

1: so you were born allosexual but you feel that you are now asexual
2: YES! finally someone understands! the only problem is that I'm not sure if I'm valid or not..
1:of course your valid! the way you feel is called "caedsexual"
2:o

by axo of the many August 10, 2022

Cadesexual

Having strong sexual attraction to individuals called cade.

“Wow that mans so hot”
‘They’re probably called cade’
“I can tell you’re a cadesexual”

by Waterproof robot giraffes September 27, 2021