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Chocolate Churn
When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.
Chocolate Churn by BigEvil13 March 7, 2015
Shak Churni
GHOST! A ghost of a married woman who had died without fulfilling her wishes or had been killed by her husband or husband’s family or kidnappers!
The ghost mainly appears in abandoned buildings where she had been killed , shady buildings or in the places where shak or spinach grows in haunted ponds where her body had been disposed and waits to take revenge on either who had killed her or who had destroyed her wishes.
They like animals and children and does not harm anyone without reasons and freak adults. They wore Bengali Traditional Dresses (Sharee) and the incomplete vermilion on their whole forehead (as a sign of fame swear to take blessings from god to take revenge as god also help good souls) with Conch bracelets on her wrists.
They are one of the deadliest souls / ghosts who are now also found in the BENGAL!
The ghost mainly appears in abandoned buildings where she had been killed , shady buildings or in the places where shak or spinach grows in haunted ponds where her body had been disposed and waits to take revenge on either who had killed her or who had destroyed her wishes.
They like animals and children and does not harm anyone without reasons and freak adults. They wore Bengali Traditional Dresses (Sharee) and the incomplete vermilion on their whole forehead (as a sign of fame swear to take blessings from god to take revenge as god also help good souls) with Conch bracelets on her wrists.
They are one of the deadliest souls / ghosts who are now also found in the BENGAL!
Nihar Kaku : Ore ato hapacchis kan Rani ji?
Ranu Jha : Amake Baachan kaku janen na Oi Shak er pukur e akta Shak Churnir chhaya dekhlam!
Nihar Kaku : Amake dakli na kano ami thakur e biswashi , bhut e na , aktu kotha boltam bhut er sathe!
Ranu Jha : Oi sob er somoy chhilo naki amar kache, dekhchho na hapacchi, bhog palia asechi!
Nihar kaku : Aschi ami Churni...JOY MAA KALI JOY MAA TARA!!!!
Ranu Jha : Amake Baachan kaku janen na Oi Shak er pukur e akta Shak Churnir chhaya dekhlam!
Nihar Kaku : Amake dakli na kano ami thakur e biswashi , bhut e na , aktu kotha boltam bhut er sathe!
Ranu Jha : Oi sob er somoy chhilo naki amar kache, dekhchho na hapacchi, bhog palia asechi!
Nihar kaku : Aschi ami Churni...JOY MAA KALI JOY MAA TARA!!!!
Shak Churni by xXxPOISON X April 25, 2020
Ice Cream Churner
An Ice Cream Churner is when one has become so use to not working and rolling around on the couch smoking darts that the body has become like that of a "Ice Cream Churner". Rolling around and around, smoke coming from the mouth, as well as verbal banter. Ice Cream Churner's have been known to fall asleep in seconds and uncontrollable utter threats during extended periods of sleep.
Ice Cream Churner by el.harp July 6, 2010
clunging gobshite
clunging gobshite by binslop March 22, 2021
Poo Tung Clunch
Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
Poo Tung Clunch by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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