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Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.
It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??
Clumper Muff by AD218 August 28, 2008

chest clumper

the act of take a dump or pooping on someones chest.
"You gonna get a chest clumper"

"The chest clumper was a little nasty but errotic"
chest clumper by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.
Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.
Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

the clumper 

Taking a shit then giving some one a swirlie
He gave that nerd “the clumper
the clumper by Thatsmessedup December 13, 2017
The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."
Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?
Clomper by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018