AD218's definitions

German Furnace

A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!

Dude, I love smelling my own ass so much I am a frequent occupant of the German Furnace.

by AD218 August 26, 2008

Squeezing the Custard

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.

After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Mans Milk

A load of Sperm.

My Girlfriends favorite drink is Mans Milk.
Mans Milk does a body good!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

The Miss Piggy

While giving a girl back door service (doggy style) reach over top her head and forcefully hook her nostrils with two fingers pulling back on her head. She will surely resemble Miss Piggy.

I was hitting that bitch from behind, and decided to give her The Miss Piggy!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

Boomstank

Women who are attracted to men who drive cars with stereos and sub woofers that boast excessive amounts of Bass.

Lets go drive around with the bass blasting and see if we can attract some Boomstank!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

The Hooded Beast

A large uncircumcised penis. Or small to average depending upon your sense of humor.

If she is lucky, I will show her The Hooded Beast, up close and personal.

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 August 28, 2008