Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 August 28, 2008

The Hooded Beast

A large uncircumcised penis. Or small to average depending upon your sense of humor.

If she is lucky, I will show her The Hooded Beast, up close and personal.

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!

Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Amper Stoked

The act of being amped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Amper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Mans Milk

A load of Sperm.

My Girlfriends favorite drink is Mans Milk.
Mans Milk does a body good!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

Boomstank

Women who are attracted to men who drive cars with stereos and sub woofers that boast excessive amounts of Bass.

Lets go drive around with the bass blasting and see if we can attract some Boomstank!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

Squeezing the Custard

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.

After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008