Definitions by AD218

the away game 

Simply put, an away game of pocket ball!

Dude is gay, he is into the away game.

the away game by AD218 October 9, 2008

Realist 

Realists have a firm grip on reality and can see things for what they are, not what they are told they are. Realists have their own views and do not fall victim to propaganda, misconception, or titles!

1. There is the Pessimist who believes the glass is half empty!

2. There is the Optimist who believes the glass is half full!

3. Then there is the Realist who knows it is just half a fucking glass!

Realist by AD218 September 26, 2008

Surgeons Mask 

Placing a worn pair of Womens panties elastic band around the ears and the bridge/crotch area directly over the mouth and nose to emulate that of a surgeons mask. Deep nasal breathing accentuates the experience!

I stole a pair of my friends Sisters panties, and have been rocking the Surgeons Mask for days on end!!

Surgeons Mask by AD218 September 25, 2008

Squeezing the Custard 

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.

After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!

Squeezing the Custard by AD218 August 28, 2008

The Hooded Beast

A large uncircumcised penis. Or small to average depending upon your sense of humor.

If she is lucky, I will show her The Hooded Beast, up close and personal.

The Hooded Beast by AD218 August 28, 2008

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

Clumper Muff by AD218 August 28, 2008

Hippy Cock 

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.

That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!

Hippy Cock by AD218 August 28, 2008