by AD218 August 11, 2008
Realists have a firm grip on reality and can see things for what they are, not what they are told they are. Realists have their own views and do not fall victim to propaganda, misconception, or titles!
1. There is the Pessimist who believes the glass is half empty!
2. There is the Optimist who believes the glass is half full!
3. Then there is the Realist who knows it is just half a fucking glass!
2. There is the Optimist who believes the glass is half full!
3. Then there is the Realist who knows it is just half a fucking glass!
by AD218 July 31, 2008
by AD218 July 31, 2008
An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.
by AD218 July 31, 2008
A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.
by AD218 July 31, 2008
A mansausage that is inside of some really snug fitting jeans, with a super pronounced outline. (Snug fit sausage)
by AD218 July 31, 2008
The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.
by AD218 July 31, 2008