Clumpdick

Someone who is acting like an asshole, or an idiot.

"John wouldn't give me a slice of pizza, he was bein a real clumpdick."

Also can be used as:
"John's clumpin it up."

by ccook228 October 16, 2008

clumpdick

Adj: (1) Someone who's acting like a real asshole.

(2)Someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.

"Steve won't give me any of his beer, and he's got a 30. What a clumpdick."
or
"Kevin tapped the keg wrong, and now it's all foam."
"God, Kevin's such a clumpdick."

by ccook288 October 16, 2008

Cumdickassshit

A word used to exclaim extreme pain or rage.

Steve *Kicks Joey In The Ballsack*
Joes "CUMDICKASSSHIT!"

by Deep-Fried Butter October 7, 2021

Chumdick James

The rash that is between your balls and asshole, usually found on James...occasionally a Jamie ( 1 out of 8). Treated with alcohol in a spot on the ear that must be gently rubbed while pulling your balls in a downward motion and singing a show tune.

Oh my god, I have a chumdick james that needs attention now... Put on porn.

by Krotch Monster September 29, 2017

cumdicklogshit

ITS CUM WITH DICK WITH LOG WITH SHIT

I like to cumdicklogshit!

by ASWEE BALAVIDA May 31, 2022

Chimpdick

Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.

Keep your hand out of your pants you chimpdick and eat your dinner!

by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010

Cumpickle

Noun- a douche bag that masturbates so frequently he constantly wreaks of ejaculate.

adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.

ex girlfriend's bff- "girl your ex is such a fuckin cumpickle!"

by fuckyou,s.gio June 1, 2011