Clumpdick
"John wouldn't give me a slice of pizza, he was bein a real clumpdick."
Also can be used as:
"John's clumpin it up."
Also can be used as:
"John's clumpin it up."
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clumpdick
Adj: (1) Someone who's acting like a real asshole.
(2)Someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.
(2)Someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.
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Cumdickassshit
Cumdickassshit by Deep-Fried Butter October 7, 2021
Chumdick James
The rash that is between your balls and asshole, usually found on James...occasionally a Jamie ( 1 out of 8). Treated with alcohol in a spot on the ear that must be gently rubbed while pulling your balls in a downward motion and singing a show tune.
Chumdick James by Krotch Monster September 29, 2017
Chimpdick
Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.
Chimpdick by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010
Cumpickle
Noun- a douche bag that masturbates so frequently he constantly wreaks of ejaculate.
adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.
adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.
Cumpickle by fuckyou,s.gio June 1, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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