clump clump 

A game played with a partner where one opens a partners rectal cavity and fills it full of dirt.

Harrison asked Sergey “want to dig up some dirt so we can play clump clump later”

clump clump by PEN-NAME_ August 15, 2024

Clump Sporran 

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

Clump Sporran by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

psychological word clump test 

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.

My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand

psychological word clump test by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006

finna clump 

A term which Is used by a man when he busts a Nut in a girls hair and it clumps together

"FINNA CLUMP"
"Yo imma keep it 200 watchu chief, I'm gonna Clump yo ass."
"Dude,I'm FINNA CLUMP Shawna tonight"

finna clump by Jonchman June 16, 2018

Clump Hump 

Having an excessive amount of sex in a short period of time, usually before or after expected dry spells.

Oh I haven't seen my girl in forever, we're gonna clump hump this weekend.

Clump Hump by weekend pounder October 20, 2010

Clump Theory 

The theory that all intelligent consciousness on earth constitutes a collective "clump" that deserves love, belonging, and happiness. Members of the clump school of philosophical thought believe in a shared functional responsibility to attempt to reduce pain and increase happiness amongst all members of the clump. There is still uncertainty as to what species are "intelligent" enough to be in the clump, but proponents of clump theory emphasize that all of humanity, including future generations of humans are a part of the clump and that since their wellbeing will depend on our upkeep of the environment, we can have a positive impact on future members of the clump by caring for the environment right now.

Followers of the school of clump theory would emphasize that even if Krom* has low energy and puts out negative vibes, he's still a part of the collective clump and should be treated with love and respect.

*Names have been altered for the sake of anonymity

Clump Theory by I just wanna love the world October 14, 2019

fish clump 

The result of attempting to make a fishstick from a fish with bad posture.

You can't be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish clump, and they're never popular at parties. "What you got on that hors d'oeuvre tray?" "Fish clumps" "F**k, let me get a nacho."

fish clump by PopsiclesR4TheSummertime May 22, 2005