cluep 

A mobile advertising platform founded in 2012 that spies on you via specialized privacy breaking algorithms such as search history, social media activity, and even facial recognition. Is owned by Twitter, somehow.

Person 1: "Why is iFunny showing me ads for Korean webtoons about incest?"
Person 2: "cluep"

cluep by quazzletheqaz April 9, 2019

clueball 

A clueball is a person who does dumb things either frequently or infrequently. It can also be used to describe someone who makes stupid comments or is really weird or eccentric. Clueball is also used to describe bad drivers. Clueball can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Gerry is an absolute clueball.

That person is driving like a clueball.

Hey look at that clueball over there.

clueball by lemmuh September 13, 2013

Clump Sporran 

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

Clump Sporran by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

Clueless 20-something single male exemption 

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

Clueless 20-something single male exemption by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009

Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc

Clumpany by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013

Clueyness 

The heart-breaking sadness and compassion that you feel for a person when they are completely, and undeservedly let down or disappointed for no meaningful or significant reason.

(Credit goes to Tim Urban, writer of waitbutwhy.com)

The amount of clueyness that I felt for "Papaw" when his grandchildren didn't show almost made me cry.

Clueyness by undeadawesome June 1, 2016

Clueless Speak

Words and phrases made popular by the 1995 movie, and the 1996-1999 television seires- 'Clueless'. Includes Whatever!, Hymenally Challenged a monet, Surfing the crimson wave, and Talk to the hand. Used by valley girls.

Often parodied with words like tubular and gag-o-rama.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

Clueless Speak by jdi May 10, 2004