cluebag 

a person lacking technical prowess. especially one who pretends to have it.

Person 1: I think we're seeing the beginning of the end of Linux, much the way IE was the beginning of the end of Netscape, SQL Server was the beginning of the end of everyone else's desktop database system, and Excel and Word and a good deal more also succeeded in co-opting technology and product options in the marketplace: The ever-tightening embrace of Microsoft eventually assimilates everything that it touches. Unless history is to be rewritten with this one deal, Linux never looked worse off than it did today.

Person 2: You sir, are a cluebag. I think you fundamentally misunderstand Linux, GPL and the concept of distributions. Please clue yourself in before posting this sort of swill.

cluebag by paul stew March 9, 2007

clueball 

A clueball is a person who does dumb things either frequently or infrequently. It can also be used to describe someone who makes stupid comments or is really weird or eccentric. Clueball is also used to describe bad drivers. Clueball can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Gerry is an absolute clueball.

That person is driving like a clueball.

Hey look at that clueball over there.

clueball by lemmuh September 13, 2013

cluebat 

A metaphorical bat used to 'beat some sense into' someone who is blatantly stupid

some guy just tried to install 'crack_hotmail_passwords.exe' and he wonders why his machine is full of crap. someone needs to beat him with a cluebat.

cluebat by lee August 7, 2003

cluebait 

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

cluebait by Riocaz April 20, 2007

Clutbagging

Verb: To Clutbag. Its a form of tribal dance performed in an old cartoon from Tex Avery - Magical Maestro. Clutbagging is defined at 5:38.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBDYNnBoX3E

Use in a sentence: So I was clutbagging down the street the day, and ran into a friend of mine.

Clutbagging by TheKoz96 January 24, 2009

cluebait 

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

cluebait by Riocaz April 20, 2007

clue bag 

Suggested source of basic information for those clearly in need.

"Dude, you need to reach deep into the clue bag."

clue bag by Frim Fram November 14, 2007