cluebat

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A metaphorical bat used to 'beat some sense into' someone who is blatantly stupid

some guy just tried to install 'crack_hotmail_passwords.exe' and he wonders why his machine is full of crap. someone needs to beat him with a cluebat.

cluebat by lee August 7, 2003

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Cluebat

A comic book about private detectives in a modern fantasy setting.

I love the art style of Cluebat, inc.

Cluebat by DetectiveSpade March 16, 2022

Related Words

cluebat • Clue Battery • cluebag • cluebait • Clubat • clueball • cluebot ng • Cluelateces • no-cluenatic • clue baron

clueball

A clueball is a person who does dumb things either frequently or infrequently. It can also be used to describe someone who makes stupid comments or is really weird or eccentric. Clueball is also used to describe bad drivers. Clueball can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Gerry is an absolute clueball.

That person is driving like a clueball.

Hey look at that clueball over there.

clueball by lemmuh September 13, 2013

cluebait

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

cluebait by Riocaz April 20, 2007

cluebag

a person lacking technical prowess. especially one who pretends to have it.

Person 1: I think we're seeing the beginning of the end of Linux, much the way IE was the beginning of the end of Netscape, SQL Server was the beginning of the end of everyone else's desktop database system, and Excel and Word and a good deal more also succeeded in co-opting technology and product options in the marketplace: The ever-tightening embrace of Microsoft eventually assimilates everything that it touches. Unless history is to be rewritten with this one deal, Linux never looked worse off than it did today.

Person 2: You sir, are a cluebag. I think you fundamentally misunderstand Linux, GPL and the concept of distributions. Please clue yourself in before posting this sort of swill.

cluebag by paul stew March 9, 2007

cluebait

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

cluebait by Riocaz April 20, 2007

cluebot ng

a bot on Wikipedia who reverts vandalism i think

Reverting possible vandalism by (your name here) to version by Materialscientist. Report False Positive? Thanks, ClueBot NG.

cluebot ng by whatamidoinghelpme November 7, 2020

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026