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clubfoot
A character in Thus Spake Zarathustra who attempts to set up situations and defame and slander someone in order to attempt to character assassinate them.
In real life the poison dwarf and Clubfoot can be likened to the Jews, WASP and French Huguenot people. They want to destroy what they cannot have ;)
clubfoot by Evilous Dark Power December 15, 2020
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Dexter Clubfoot
A mysterious singer/songwriter that is not able to be identified by looking up songs or singers. A flamboyant male, destined for future fame. Anyone looking for a song by Dexter Clubfoot would be unable to find him.
Dexter Clubfoot by belizeparty October 18, 2011
Club Foot
One, take control of me?
You're messing with the enemy
Said it's two, it's another trick
Messin' with my mind, I wake up
Chase down an empty street
Blindly snap the broken beats
Said it's gone, with the dirty trick
It's taken all these days to find you
Ah
I'll tell you I want you
Ah
I'll tell you I need you
Friends take control of me
Stalking 'cross the gallery
All these pills got to operate
The color quits and all invade us
There it goes again
Take me to the edge again
All I got is a dirty trick
I'm chasing down the wolves to save you
You're messing with the enemy
Said it's two, it's another trick
Messin' with my mind, I wake up
Chase down an empty street
Blindly snap the broken beats
Said it's gone, with the dirty trick
It's taken all these days to find you
Ah
I'll tell you I want you
Ah
I'll tell you I need you
Friends take control of me
Stalking 'cross the gallery
All these pills got to operate
The color quits and all invade us
There it goes again
Take me to the edge again
All I got is a dirty trick
I'm chasing down the wolves to save you
Ah
I'll tell you I want you
Ah
I'll tell you I need you
Ah
The blood ain't on my face
Ah
Just wanted you near me
Ah
I'll tell you I want you
Ah
I'll tell you I need you
Ah
The blood ain't on my hands
Ah
Just wanted you near me
I'll tell you I want you
I'll tell you I need you
The blood ain't on my hands
Just wanted you near me
Club Foot
I'll tell you I want you
Ah
I'll tell you I need you
Ah
The blood ain't on my face
Ah
Just wanted you near me
Ah
I'll tell you I want you
Ah
I'll tell you I need you
Ah
The blood ain't on my hands
Ah
Just wanted you near me
I'll tell you I want you
I'll tell you I need you
The blood ain't on my hands
Just wanted you near me
Club Foot
Club Foot by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023
Club foot
A deformed foot that is twisted so that the sole cannot be placed flat on the ground. In other words, your grippers literally become golf clubs.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
Club foot by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2025
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