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clubber langed 

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
clubber langed by Fav February 13, 2008

Clubber langed 

When you let a big black man beat it up like Rocky in the meat freezer
"Omg girl, I got clubber langed last night and now I can't walk right"
Clubber langed by Cluber Lang December 15, 2018

Clubberlang 

You know the guy you play Xbox or PlayStation with who always plays like he just started playing?That is a Clubberlang.

The Clubberlang always lets down the team and RARELY, if ever, comes in clutch.
Damnit, John joined the Warzone squad. He’s such a “Clubberlang”.
Clubberlang by Don Chitling October 15, 2022

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026