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Melbourne’s most famous club known for its large space, short and fast queues and very friendly crowds of men.

The people at W are like no other, polite, respectful and incredibly approachable. With vibrant music played by the most experienced djs in town, the atmosphere of W means that you will have the time of your life even when you’re sober!
Example 1
Person 1: what did you get up to last night?
Person 2: I went to club W sober

Person 1: are you ok?

Example 2
Person 1: wow that guy is cute

Person 2: I saw them at club W
Person 3: oh I think he slept with my friend

Person 4: no way! Mine too
club w by Scjakbwbk October 23, 2023
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Francis W. Parker Robotics Club 

The Francis W. Parker Robotics Club is one of the most elite and secretive organizations in the United States. The club meets in the famed Room 181 of the Francis W. Parker School in Chicago.

The FWP Robotics Club was first founded in 592 B.C. and had meeting places throughout Europe and the Middle East. It wasn’t until World War I that the club moved its headquarters to Chicago, Illinois.

Aside from Room 181, the FWP Robotics Club owns many properties around the world like the Venetia diamond mine in the Limpopo Province of South Africa and the Lavaux vineyards in Switzerland. The club is well known for having an impeccable wine collection including drinks such as the Chateau Lafite 1787 ($156,450) and Chateau Margaux 1787 ($225,000).

Room 181 contains over 600 sublevels. Due to the secrecy of Room 181 rumors have been made such as that it is the true birthplace of Jesus Christ and that he is buried on sublevel 542.

Rumor has it that they built a 22-mile particle accelerator underneath the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park where they are safely producing 12 grams of Antihydrogen particles a day ($7.5 Quadrillion). With this wealth, the club plans to ruin the world economy and purchase the entire continent of Asia.

They never catch any fucking L's and have way too much money. With a net worth of over $189.3 Octillion and a history going back nearly 3000 years, the Francis W. Parker Robotics team is one of the most incredible high school organizations in U.S. history.
Some fool that's not in the FWP Robotics Club: "Did you hear that Edward Snowden leaked private "National Security Agency" files to the American people!?!

Francis W. Parker Robotics Club Member: "Yes, that was definitely Edward Snowden who did that"

Club Wabs 

Women out clubbing with tops - often two sizes too small resulting in escaping wabs. Commonly seen on the cover artwork of Ministry of Sound Ibiza annual albums.
You bought the Ibiza Annual 2011 yet? Massive set of club wabs on the cover!
Club Wabs by Wabspotter September 19, 2011

Club Wally 

I am going to hang out at Club Wally Wally World tonight.
Club Wally by spen53 April 12, 2015

strip club weather 

a few days of warmer weather near the end of winter. It fools some people into thinking that Spring is finally here, but alas, like a strip club, it proves to be "just a tease."
Don't fall for it man, this is just strip club weather. It'll be snowing by the end of the week.

club williams 

The most badass apartment at RPI. Home of the Ronald Reagan shrine. Where women go to get sexed up and deer go to get Sawzalled. Known for its large selection of meat and beer.
I'm going to get my cooch pounded over at club williams. Be back in nine hours.
club williams by joe, john, tex January 16, 2008

club williams 

The most badass apartment at RPI. Home of the Ronald Reagan shrine. Where women go to get sexed up and deer go to get Sawzalled. Known for its large selection of meat and beer.
I'm going to get my cooch pounded over at club williams. Be back in nine hours.