clowncock

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
5.Funning looking dickhead.

You're a real clowncock!

by Bill06 December 24, 2006

clown cock

A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.

You need to get serious and stop being a clown cock. The clown cockery has to stop now.

by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016

ClownWork

Woot Woot Work for those that are just that good.

I didn't want some boring ass job so I took some clownwork.

by Your OWN name May 27, 2006

Clownocracy

A Boris Johnson government.

The UK is now a clownocracy

by FBWHY June 14, 2019

Clownhooks

Another definition expression for "Hands on" except the hands being used are attached to a person that is a complete ass-clown, and shouldn't have the privilege of touching such sacred material in the general aspects of life.

Look at that scumbag over there...he has his greasy clownhooks all over that hot chick and for some odd reason she likes it. It must be his style or his lies that is scoring him that ass.

by Ellis McSponge June 6, 2011

clownjack

Noun. General term for a person whose behavior falls on the spectrum between jackass and assclown, usable in settings where profanity might be inappropriate (kids/parents, workplace etc.)

Verb. The act of disrupting some otherwise useful or enjoyable activity by being a clownjack.

Also clownjackery (n.), clownjackerous (adj.), ownjackerously (adv.)

"The movie was good, but some clownjack sitting behind me wouldn't stop talking."

"Bill totally clownjacked our staff meeting this morning."

by Anonymous_clownjack January 24, 2016

Black Clown Cock

You know you are fucked when a black clown cock is coming towards you, usually found on black clowns and are much larger than the average black cock, around 20 inches average

I saw a black clown cock that was 51 inches.

oh shit here comes a black clown cock say goodbye to your anus

by longdiccnibba69 February 18, 2019