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1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
5.Funning looking dickhead.

You're a real clowncock!

clowncock by Bill06 December 24, 2006

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clown cock

A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.

You need to get serious and stop being a clown cock. The clown cockery has to stop now.

clown cock by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016

Related Words

clowncock • Black Clown Cock • clown pocket • Clown Jockey • Crown Cock • Clownocracy • ConCocktion • Clownhooker • concocksion • Concockssion

ClownWork

Woot Woot Work for those that are just that good.

I didn't want some boring ass job so I took some clownwork.

ClownWork by Your OWN name May 27, 2006

Clownocracy

A Boris Johnson government.

The UK is now a clownocracy

Clownocracy by FBWHY June 14, 2019

Clownhooks

Another definition expression for "Hands on" except the hands being used are attached to a person that is a complete ass-clown, and shouldn't have the privilege of touching such sacred material in the general aspects of life.

Look at that scumbag over there...he has his greasy clownhooks all over that hot chick and for some odd reason she likes it. It must be his style or his lies that is scoring him that ass.

Clownhooks by Ellis McSponge June 6, 2011

clownjack

Noun. General term for a person whose behavior falls on the spectrum between jackass and assclown, usable in settings where profanity might be inappropriate (kids/parents, workplace etc.)

Verb. The act of disrupting some otherwise useful or enjoyable activity by being a clownjack.

Also clownjackery (n.), clownjackerous (adj.), ownjackerously (adv.)

"The movie was good, but some clownjack sitting behind me wouldn't stop talking."

"Bill totally clownjacked our staff meeting this morning."

clownjack by Anonymous_clownjack January 24, 2016

Black Clown Cock

You know you are fucked when a black clown cock is coming towards you, usually found on black clowns and are much larger than the average black cock, around 20 inches average

I saw a black clown cock that was 51 inches.

oh shit here comes a black clown cock say goodbye to your anus

Black Clown Cock by longdiccnibba69 February 18, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026