Clownhooks 

Another definition expression for "Hands on" except the hands being used are attached to a person that is a complete ass-clown, and shouldn't have the privilege of touching such sacred material in the general aspects of life.

Look at that scumbag over there...he has his greasy clownhooks all over that hot chick and for some odd reason she likes it. It must be his style or his lies that is scoring him that ass.

Clownhooks by Ellis McSponge June 6, 2011

Clownhouse 

someone who is usually funny, goofy, not serious, or always joking

The two-penised comedienne is a clownhouse.

Clownhouse by Bondo March 23, 2004

Clownhooker

v. To drive by a group of prostitutes and throw fruit at them.

These aplles are rotten, lets use them to clownhooker some hoes.

Clownhooker by JSA1 September 19, 2007

Clownhouse 

An entire premesis or room populated with clowns.

I was in Mojoes last night, it was a clownhouse.

Clownhouse by Corey Haimes February 4, 2010

Clownhouse 

A household consisting of eccentric behavior and chaotic drama witch evokes overwhelming embarrassment to people trying to make a half way good impression to others. For example, you try to bring a girl over to have a good time and your recently widowed grandmother who lives in the basement comes up in her purple nightgown with her two little annoying dogs to ask where the dryer sheets are kept, meanwhile dogs start shutting are shitting on the floor while your already balls deep. and it makes for a very awkward situation.

John: Hey man let’s chill at your crib for a bit.

Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.

John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!

Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.

Clownhouse by Lucanius November 8, 2020

Clownhouse 

A household consisting of eccentric behavior and chaotic drama witch evokes overwhelming embarrassment to people trying to make a half way good impression to others. For example, you try to bring a girl over to have a good time and your recently widowed grandmother who lives in the basement comes up in her purple nightgown with her two little annoying dogs to ask where the dryer sheets are kept, meanwhile dogs start shutting are shitting on the floor while your already balls deep. and it makes for a very awkward situation.

John: Hey man let’s chill at your crib for a bit.

Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.

John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!

Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.

Clownhouse by Lucanius November 8, 2020