clowly 

What happens at Starbucks when they misspell chloe.

"I went to starbucks and I got a drink. They spelled it like clowly, my name is chloe wtf."

clowly by hanina May 4, 2015

Clowny

To act like a clown (Ie an Idiot)

Tim "Hoes before bros, darting ADL!"
Josh " Your so fucking clowny, Robert Clowny Jr. over here

Clowny by NeedToKnowMOFO November 12, 2010

Clowny Clown Clown 

The greatest song of all time, written by Crispin Glover, who played Willard.
This song adn the music video are pure genius and should be entered into some kind of museum.

"I want a beautiful wedding, so I obviously chose Clowny Clown Clown as my wedding song."

Clowny Clown Clown by ricecrispinglover November 11, 2009

Clowny

While banging a chick in the ass, grab her nose tell it turns red, before you nut, spin her around and shoot your load it into her face. Then throw a handful of confetti, making it stick to your spluge. Than walk around the room honking a horn.

I did the ultimate Clowny to that Mimi from the bar last night.

Clowny by Nacho Libre jr June 27, 2014

Clowny

Clowny is a white eyed freak with freaky, long teeth who psychologically kills his victims. He usually targets teenagers. He lives on fear and the more scared you are of him, the more the chance that he will get you.

He is believed to psychologically and mentally torture his victims to the point of no return, when they lose their minds. One victim, Irwin Papadopoulos, did nothing but stare at the roof and continuously laugh. He had to be put to sleep at Auckland City Hospital, New Zealand. He was described as someone who "completely lost his mind, who stared up at the ceiling all day and laughed uncontrollably. His eyes were terrified, you could tell he didn't want to laugh, but his mouth was smiling, he just kept laughing."

The most recent victims were supposedly in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the Masbate Islands in the Phillipines and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Girl 1: I think Clown's out to get me.
Girl 2: (Screams)

Guy 1: Dude, I got a missed call 3 days ago. Do you think it's Clowny?
Guy 2: Hell yeah brah, I don't want nothing to do with you no more!

Clowny by Gargle9861827172092212 August 5, 2012

Clowey 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is always there for you when she needs you. If you don't have a best friend named Clowey you are missing out. Clowey is kind, caring, loving, and gorgeous. You will never meet anyone like her. She is one in a million.

Boy 1- Dayum... Who's that girl? She's gorgeous.

Boy 2- That's Clowey. She's the best.

Clowey by hizqueen_18 June 3, 2018

cowly hoe 

Holy cow, but cowly hoe.

Holy cow, cowly hoe!

cowly hoe by Bditsha February 16, 2017