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Cloutfarmer

That girl is such a cloutfarmer
Cloutfarmer by Cloutfarmer December 12, 2019

cloutgasm 

A cloutgasm is the result of one getting too much clout
Daniel: oh shit I just got so much clout, lil pump liked my meme
Abby: holy shit you're having a cloutgasm
cloutgasm by Cloutgasm July 17, 2018

clownfarm 

modern American corporations. their cluelessness and lack of social responsibility makes them fertile breeding grounds for asshats, clowns, idiots. Easily identified by their near complete lack of common sense, ethic or scruples. A definition that goes beyond the more common cubefarm
I worked as am engineer in 3 different auto industry clownfarms over the years. Not a one of them had a clue concerning what they were doing.

Today a business degree no longer guarantees one a job on the clownfarms.
clownfarm by thirdstoned November 2, 2010

Cloutaritus

Someone who is in charge of all the clout. The master of all clout.
Tamsir is Cloutaritus. He is the master of all clout.
Cloutaritus by Someone intelligent November 25, 2017

cloutfarmer

When someone(usually a female) takes any actions possible to acquire fame or "clout".
That bitch Kayla is such a cloutfarmer, she'll suck Lil Pumps dick for a shoutout on instagram...
cloutfarmer by Mr. Vlad May 24, 2020

cloutard 

a retard who will do anything for clout
personA:have you watched jaystation
personB:fuck that guy he's a cloutard
cloutard by fire pro YT January 28, 2020
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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