cloudfukt 

klowd fukt: adj. When one's online business becomes rendered inacessible whimsically to web browsers capable of denying fingerprinting.

Must be hard times in the internet security services sector; my hosted web business got cloudfukt.

cloudfukt by anonymous March 27, 2025

Destiny Cloudfist 

destiny cloudfist combo: n. An overwhelming desire to facepalm and roflmao simultaneously.

Originated from HuskyStarcraft on youtube, it was used to describe the terran's 1-1-1 build.

After Dylan wasn't invited to a party at his own house, I performed a destiny cloudfist combo.

Destiny Cloudfist by NinjaCloudfist August 14, 2010

Cloudfupper 

Cloudfupper (k-lowd-phu-per) N.
A word or idea that is sophisticated in nature but lacks true or intrinsic meaning

Ex. The politician’s Cloudfupperly speech left many listeners unaware of his true stance on issues.

Cloudfupper by Cloudfupperlover February 9, 2021

cloudfucker 

Someone in the technology biz who puts the word "cloud" or "iCloud" in every sentence to make themselves sound relevant, when in reality they wouldn't know what SaaS is if it bit them in the aSS.

Think 'starfucker' but for for cloud services

guy #1 to guy #2:
"I just got a cold call from this sales guy... he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as SaaS thin clients in a Hyper-V cluster of pseudo-nodes or some shit"

guy #2: "oh yeah?"

guy #1: "yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `iCloud` like 9 times"

guy #2: "wow, sounds like a real cloudfucker"

cloudfucker by cloudfucker September 6, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019