cloudfukt

klowd fukt: adj. When one's online business becomes rendered inacessible whimsically to web browsers capable of denying fingerprinting.

Must be hard times in the internet security services sector; my hosted web business got cloudfukt.

by anonymous March 27, 2025

Destiny Cloudfist

destiny cloudfist combo: n. An overwhelming desire to facepalm and roflmao simultaneously.

Originated from HuskyStarcraft on youtube, it was used to describe the terran's 1-1-1 build.

After Dylan wasn't invited to a party at his own house, I performed a destiny cloudfist combo.

by NinjaCloudfist August 14, 2010

Cloudfupper

Cloudfupper (k-lowd-phu-per) N.
A word or idea that is sophisticated in nature but lacks true or intrinsic meaning

Ex. The politician’s Cloudfupperly speech left many listeners unaware of his true stance on issues.

by Cloudfupperlover February 9, 2021

cloudfucker

Someone in the technology biz who puts the word "cloud" or "iCloud" in every sentence to make themselves sound relevant, when in reality they wouldn't know what SaaS is if it bit them in the aSS.

Think 'starfucker' but for for cloud services

guy #1 to guy #2:
"I just got a cold call from this sales guy... he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as SaaS thin clients in a Hyper-V cluster of pseudo-nodes or some shit"

guy #2: "oh yeah?"

guy #1: "yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `iCloud` like 9 times"

guy #2: "wow, sounds like a real cloudfucker"

by cloudfucker September 6, 2012