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A small towel that is used for wiping your face. Sometimes called a washcloth. A word toddlers that can’t say all words yet might say. Or if your dad decides to teach you to pronounce it like this your whole life.

“Make sure to wipe your face off with a closh closh once you finish brushing your teeth.”

closh closh by aaaallllaaaiiinnnaaa March 4, 2023

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Closh

To have sex on school grounds, especially when caught by a security guard.

It was so embarassing when we were caught closhing in the stairwell.

Closh by JayTheSecurityGuard April 22, 2011

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Closh

When a couple is so together that they have become one being.

1: Did you see them? They're so closhed.

Closh by curlypube April 10, 2010

Closh

The reddening of the penis, duo to rigorous sexual activity, resulting in friction burns. Happens frequently with new couples. New Zealand slang term.

Josh got some pretty bad Closh

Closh by Jerazz September 7, 2015

Closh

To be struck violently in the head or stomach, or the result of consuming a high number of alcoholic beverages in a short time period.

Terry closhed his friend Cordia upside his noggin because of his Democratic beliefs.

April went to the local pub to enjoy a pitcher of beet and got closhed.

Closh by ZenCord October 13, 2008

keep friends close and enemies closer

friends

keep friends close and enemies closer

keep friends close and enemies closer by Ronnister October 27, 2025

Clash Of Clans

your base has been raided by 驱逐舰

clash of clans is fun

Clash Of Clans by FreezyyIsColdd May 10, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026