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To have sex on school grounds, especially when caught by a security guard.
It was so embarassing when we were caught closhing in the stairwell.
Closh by JayTheSecurityGuard April 22, 2011
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When a couple is so together that they have become one being.
1: Did you see them? They're so closhed.
Closh by curlypube April 10, 2010
The reddening of the penis, duo to rigorous sexual activity, resulting in friction burns. Happens frequently with new couples. New Zealand slang term.
Josh got some pretty bad Closh
Closh by Jerazz September 7, 2015
To be struck violently in the head or stomach, or the result of consuming a high number of alcoholic beverages in a short time period.
Terry closhed his friend Cordia upside his noggin because of his Democratic beliefs.

April went to the local pub to enjoy a pitcher of beet and got closhed.
Closh by ZenCord October 13, 2008

keep friends close and enemies closer

keep friends close and enemies closer

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your base has been raided by 驱逐舰
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