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The weird sauce or cheeto dust on your fingers after eating a snack
Person 1: want some chips

person 2: no i'll get closhg all over myself you stinky poo fard doo fard little anti-peanutbutter buttter poo fard!
closhg by PooFard November 28, 2021
Words you can keep
Noun
Meaning: “close yoshi

“Yoshi” originated from Nintendo’s Super Mario Bros, a character who is both friends with Mario, and his mount.
Closhi, is that same yoshi, but very close.
Examples: “when I looked at my phone after the playlist was done, Closhi scared me!”
“Closhi is the air I breathe and the ground I stand on. I worship Closhi.”
Closhi by Rosey Aloe April 26, 2021
Related Words
To have sex on school grounds, especially when caught by a security guard.
It was so embarassing when we were caught closhing in the stairwell.
Closh by JayTheSecurityGuard April 22, 2011
When a couple is so together that they have become one being.
1: Did you see them? They're so closhed.
Closh by curlypube April 10, 2010

Clashgod 

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CLASHGOD IS VERY SEXY
Clashgod by CLASHGODFAN May 23, 2021
ClashGenz is a minecraft gens server on Minehut. It is owned by youtuber MasterClashersYT.
Man, I really wanna get high and join ClashGenz!
clashgenz by vWill July 31, 2022
The reddening of the penis, duo to rigorous sexual activity, resulting in friction burns. Happens frequently with new couples. New Zealand slang term.
Josh got some pretty bad Closh
Closh by Jerazz September 7, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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