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clopclop 

A branch of slash pertaining to My Little Pony erotic literature.
"I want you all to vividly imagine the nerdlings featured on page 1 having a strong wank and a pot noodle to some clopclop. Yeah."

"Bro check out this new clopclop: 'You put a finger across her mouth with a shush and roll her over in the bed, turning up her striped belly. You kneel on the floor next to it and pull her gently to the edge, exposing her soft underside....'"
clopclop by antidamage September 9, 2011
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Clipcloppers and Cottas 

Monsters that sometimes appear as disembodied hands or hands that look look like they were cut off of someones arm.

Their favorite activity is to hide under a kids bed, then just as the kid is ready to drift off to sleep they sneak up under the bed covers and grab the kid by the foot. If the kid is not completely scared they will try dragging him out of bed. On other occasions they become invisible and pull the sheets off the kid when they are awake. This makes the shhets look like they are moving on their own.
it's the 1950's and little Johnnie screams out in the night.

Johnnies mom: What's the matter dear?"

Johnnie; The Clipcloppers and Cottas are grabbing my feet"

Johnnies mom; " Don't say that ever again or the police will come and lock you up in the lunatic Asylum for the rest of your life."

clop clop clop

The sound made when a pony masturbates.
"Last night I heard a strange sound coming from the other room."
"What did it sound like."
"Clop clop clop."
clop clop clop by Zaeglamesh April 26, 2014
Like fap fap, except when it's done by bronies (adult male fans of the kids show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic") while watching My Little Pony porn.
Brony 1: Hey dude, what took you so long?

Brony 2: Oh, um, well I saw some pretty hot Fluttershy drawings online, so, you know, clop clop. ;D

Brony 1: D:
Clop clop by FatKidOnline November 4, 2012

Clipclop 

a person who wears loud shoes, male or female. Generally one who has low self esteem and has to wear loud noisy shoes to make them selves feel important.

1. version one-stuck up, rich, snotty, egotistical, people who you can hear walking from way down the hall or street. these people are hard to deal with and think that the world revolves around them(negative version)

2. version two-a normal person who has to dress up for work or social gatherings and fit in the clipclops listed above (not a negative term)

Clipclops usually carry large bags/purses...men carry murses. They usually wear designer labels, dont be fooled some wannabe clipclops do not as they can not afford the CLIPCLOP LIFESTYLE. Can be spotted looking down upon other people and don't care how annoying their CLIPCLOP SHOES ARE!!!!!!!!!!
"Here comes Mary, she is such a "clipclop"...with her coach sunglasses and purse...you can always here her coming from down the hall with her clipclop shoes"

"Tonight are you going to the awards banquet" Yes and i will be wearing my clipclop attire"

Please stop acting like a Clipclop
Clipclop by alien13 November 19, 2009

Clop clop shoes 

Shoes that when walked in make a sound similar to "clop clop". These shoes generally have a large heel and are mainly worn by females.
I'm going shopping for some clop clop shoes today.

Louise has a really nice pair of clop clop shoes.
Clop clop shoes by Louise. G January 2, 2009

ClipClopPhobia 

Why are you screaming? im just wearing my wooden shoes. i think you have ClipClopPhobia
ClipClopPhobia by ZookaZero February 11, 2022
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