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When a woman's privates become erect when aroused. It is a mixture of the words "clitoris" and "boner" due to the fact that the clitoris becomes erect.
Girl: "Oh my, I have a major cloner right now."
Boy: "Oh boy!"
Cloner by Parker Browne April 27, 2015
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Conter stirk 

Most popular online game in Somalia
I selled my wife for internet connection for play Conter stirk
Conter stirk by kontoculai March 9, 2019
A turd that is too big to flush.
Corey dropped a clonger so huge, he lifted off the ground.
clonger by DavidBowieBowie March 4, 2009
To give large amounts of wine to a female with the intent of initiating sexy times later in the evening.
I gave her the glass that holds a full bottle, so later on she'll be good to go. Ahhh, the ol' clinter!
clinter by Hellabearded July 13, 2016

clontarf 

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.
We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!
clontarf by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008
a person who gets fingered/fingers a girl
“go clunt yourself”
that girl is a clunter!”
clunter by illy_arlene April 29, 2021