clinter

To give large amounts of wine to a female with the intent of initiating sexy times later in the evening.

I gave her the glass that holds a full bottle, so later on she'll be good to go. Ahhh, the ol' clinter!

by Hellabearded July 13, 2016

Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

cinema clitera

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.

Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."

by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.

by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015

Clinkers

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Cliterference

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.

We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form

by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.

I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!

by missemily9 October 28, 2009