kontoculai's definitions

indian

A total fan of independent music

I'm so Indian I buy major label music CDs just to crush and smash them

by kontoculai June 29, 2019

True gamer

A person who play a game and really enjoy it, because after all it's the point of playing games.They could play on consoles,PC,handheld device, smartphone,the genre of the game andthe platform isn't important and should never be.

I beaten Soulsborne games and I like them while my little sister play Angry Birds on her smartphone and really enjoy it.We are both true gamers.

by kontoculai September 22, 2019

PewDiePie

A recipe of pie created by Prudence 'Pewdie' Sutton.Tastes sweet with a little sour,kids like it very much

My kid want a PewdiePie for breakfast

by kontoculai July 11, 2019

hurr durr

An onomatopoeia for thunder in some New Guinean language

*hurr durr*
Quick,get to the tree top house!It's gonna rain

by kontoculai March 9, 2019

Conter stirk

Most popular online game in Somalia

I selled my wife for internet connection for play Conter stirk

by kontoculai March 9, 2019

madafqa

A badass gangsta way of saying 'motherfucker' while chewing something.

Yo brutha;let's beat da shit out of dat madafqa,wait til I finish this fried chikken

by kontoculai November 28, 2015

Sarcasmitis

A mental disorder caused by excessive use of sarcasm.Person affected will use sarcasm almost uncontrollably,even when it's unnecessary or in an emergency situation

*A Person with sarcasmitis(APWS) got hit by a car*
kontoculai; "hey,are you okay?"
APWS: "Yeah,I'm totally okay.See,I'm lying here because I want to have a great sun tan"
kontoculai: "Oh,Ok,bye then"
APWS: "Wait,help me!I got sarcasmitis.."

by kontoculai July 11, 2019