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To poke somebody in the earhole with a dildo

I lurrrvvvee to get stirked

Stirk by Ez G April 5, 2004

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Stirk

Replace any verb with stirk. Instead of oh fuck he STOLE my wallet, you can say oh fuck he STIRKED my wallet.

"Eh lemme get some money"
"man quit stirking on me ,i aint had no money."

Stirk by rickjamesnyuka June 13, 2010

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Stirk

laid back, relaxed, not freaked out, knows what's goin on.

has come to mean anything popular

Man that guys soo cool hes a stirk

Stirk by amy colton February 24, 2007

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Conter stirk

conter stirk

To play Counter-Strike Global Offensive on a nooby way, or having 400ms ping.

E.g.: "Bro u playing Conter Stirk?"
"Let's play Conter Stirk

conter stirk by Cykalinka August 6, 2017

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Starkid

The online theatre cult of our boy Satan, the real man.

Whenever I'm up on stage, I think of Starkid and throw one down for my boy Satan.

Starkid by Moritz “Nervous Wreck” Stiefel July 6, 2019

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Shirkam03

An ex-content moderator on the mope.io wiki, Shirkam03 is a creepy harasser.

Shirkam03 likes to tell others to burn in hell, along with a lot of other things that he likes to tell others to burn in.

Shirkam03 by y = mx + b December 7, 2021

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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