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Clodine is the most beautiful person, she mostly have blue eyes and she’s artsy. If you meat a Clodine you’ll first thinks she’s shy but when u really know her you’re going to have the best moment of your life. She’s a keeper

Person: who’s the beautiful girl there?
Person2: oh you mean Clodine!

clodine by anonymous November 22, 2021

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clotine

a man with a huge fucking cock like so big woah huge cock literally will wreck your insides. HUGE COCK. you can see it through his pants at all times. you can hear it slapping his leg as he walks. at least 30 inches of meat.

wow clotine has a huge cock

clotine by notani November 7, 2022

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chlodine

chlodine is a ship name for chloe frazer and nadine ross from the uncharted series. they’re lesbians in love. they’re soulmates.

“have you played uncharted the lost legacy?”

“yeah!! i ship chlodine!!”

“that’s SO TRUE of you bff.”

chlodine by chlodine’s girlfriend (kai) July 6, 2021

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clodie

Is a awesome girl but smells like buttyhole something but we always love her. She's nice but if u get her mad u are legit going to die. She is also the kind of girl that would fall in love with a boy named maksim.❤️ she is also an open and honest person... I think...

1.did u see that girl
2.i think she's a Clodie
1.no duuuuu hun

clodie by Clodie February 2, 2019

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cludine

A real solid chap, reliable in a significant portion of the worst times, curios fetish for koalas and generally described as the last fish in the proverbial sea.

"Hey Cludine..."
"Um, hey?"

cludine by Soham "Roadmap Burger" P June 24, 2016

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cloding

When something simultaneously closes and implodes.

Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."

cloding by AnwarSadat94 October 23, 2019

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Cloding

The act of wrapping a baby in aluminum foil, microwaving it, and then buttfucking it.

My dad caught me cloding my little brother.

Cloding by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 24, 2024

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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