SMDH

This is an Acronym that originally meant "Silently Masturbating During Homework". It was converted into "Shaking My Damn Head" when a Facebook member who often used this term was asked, "What does that mean?". The individual responded with a quick and witty answer. "Shaking My Damn Head". The individual who asked what SMDH means responded, "You sure do shake your damn head a lot".
Insert derogatory term here.Insert teacher name here gave me 35 pages to read from Insert book title. SMDH...
by AnwarSadat94 May 14, 2011
Get the SMDH mug.

cloding

When something simultaneously closes and implodes.
Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."
by AnwarSadat94 October 23, 2019
Get the cloding mug.