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(clow-ting)

The act of placing cottage cheese on ones gentialia while wearing any type of cloth around said genitalia
Man i was cloting the other day, it felt so good to have lunch right there at the tip.

Julie likes cloting only in the winter, she told me the stench is unbearable in the summer months
Cloting by xphonehomex July 28, 2014
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A southern belle, a rockin' lil piggie, usually hails from Maurice, Louisiana.
Damn, that Clotile sure does grunt a lot.
Clotile by Lorelai1358 November 8, 2010
Clodine is the most beautiful person, she mostly have blue eyes and she’s artsy. If you meat a Clodine you’ll first thinks she’s shy but when u really know her you’re going to have the best moment of your life. She’s a keeper
Person: who’s the beautiful girl there?
Person2: oh you mean Clodine!
clodine by anonymous November 22, 2021
When a man eats a woman’s pussy that has clots of blood and his semen in it. Namesake from Poutine - cheese curds and gravy.
He be eating that Cootine all night.
Cootine by Cherbareitall December 11, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026