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Apemaxxing 

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Being a nigger while also oiling up yourself and making gorilla noises and beating you're chest and yelling oo aa ahh
This sigma is apemaxxing!

Cloding 

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The act of wrapping a baby in aluminum foil, microwaving it, and then buttfucking it.
My dad caught me cloding my little brother.

Hydro Homo 

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An aquatic variant of the common homosexual (Gaytrata Gayensis).
My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.

I'm talking about the hydro homo.

Skroging 

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Also known as skibidi-rapemaxxing, this is a variant of bonesmashing where one would watch the popular web series "Skibidi Toilet" while brutally raping a small child taken from a public park, and bonesmashing, all at the same time. When the skroging session has ended, the skroger dies by self-immolation.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.
A few of my friends are going to go out skroging, and I'm going to film it and put it on watchpeopledie.tv.

Flacking 

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A sex act in which a man wearing a set of medieval armor jerks off while standing on the rim of an active volcano. When he is on the edge of cumming, he jumps into the volcano and cums when he lands in the lava.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.
Flacking was a favorite pastime of men in the 16th century.
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Cloburg 

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A variant of munting where the corpse is on fire, and the person going down on the corpse has a gun in one hand and his dick in the other. When he ejaculates, he shoots himself in the head.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.
I was planning to pull a cloburg at my grandpa's funeral, but he died from AIDS.