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Texan Cock Soccer

Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana
Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”

John: “what the fuck”
Texan Cock Soccer by Pogo the Clown? November 12, 2019

cock soccer 

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.
cock soccer by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021

Cock Soccer 

The act of having one's erect penis kicked in order to attain sexual gratification.
Calen White loves a good game of Cock Soccer with his parol officer (but only when he's off duty).
Cock Soccer by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

Clock Socker 

The cleaning of ones clock (cock) with a sock in your mouth and then pumping up and down like you where giving a blowjob.
Jim : Man did Blade ever clean Sean and Jaydons clock with that sock last night. Bryan: yea what a clock socker
Clock Socker by unknowen power September 3, 2009

cock sorcerer 

a person that pisses u off to no extent and should be hung by their fuckin taint!
most and foremost managerial people are a primary target to get cock sorcerer status!
cock sorcerer by sal February 3, 2004
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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