clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007

Texan Cock Soccer

Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana

Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”

John: “what the fuck”

by Pogo the Clown? November 12, 2019

cock soccer

cock sucker but cooler and cringe

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.

by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021

Cock Soccer

The act of having one's erect penis kicked in order to attain sexual gratification.

Calen White loves a good game of Cock Soccer with his parol officer (but only when he's off duty).

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

Clock Socker

The cleaning of ones clock (cock) with a sock in your mouth and then pumping up and down like you where giving a blowjob.

Jim : Man did Blade ever clean Sean and Jaydons clock with that sock last night. Bryan: yea what a clock socker

by unknowen power September 3, 2009

cock sorcerer

a person that pisses u off to no extent and should be hung by their fuckin taint!

most and foremost managerial people are a primary target to get cock sorcerer status!

by sal February 3, 2004