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clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas
clock soccer by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
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Texan Cock Soccer

Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana
Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”

John: “what the fuck”
Texan Cock Soccer by Pogo the Clown? November 12, 2019

cock soccer 

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.
cock soccer by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021

Cock Soccer 

The act of having one's erect penis kicked in order to attain sexual gratification.
Calen White loves a good game of Cock Soccer with his parol officer (but only when he's off duty).
Cock Soccer by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

Clock Socker 

The cleaning of ones clock (cock) with a sock in your mouth and then pumping up and down like you where giving a blowjob.
Jim : Man did Blade ever clean Sean and Jaydons clock with that sock last night. Bryan: yea what a clock socker
Clock Socker by unknowen power September 3, 2009

cock sorcerer 

a person that pisses u off to no extent and should be hung by their fuckin taint!
most and foremost managerial people are a primary target to get cock sorcerer status!
cock sorcerer by sal February 3, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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