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Dock o’clock 

When you have either a dick appointment to attend or are surrounded by people who are being dicks.
I’ll see you soon, it’s dock o’clock ;)
Dock o’clock by Xlot February 10, 2018
when two males put their foreskin over each others penises..
"i was 69'ing a bunch of dudes.. and then one of them cock docked me. It was hot flaming nudgeballs!"
cock dock by dangercharlie August 21, 2006
1. A man who spreads his holes for men

2. A place to park your cock
"I can't believe David gargled all those guys cocks after swimming with the dolphins. He's such a Cock Dock..."
Cock Dock by DVus1 October 18, 2011
When a female bends over for another man pretending to tie her laces but is really pushing her ass out to him...
Mary : Jebussssssss... let me tie my laces

Mary slowly bends over...

Jebus : damn that's a perfect cock dock for my black mamba
A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.
The Cock Dock was full during 3rd hour
Cock Dock by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
Any receptacle into which a penis can be inserted
a vagina, an anus, a mouth
cock dock by gorky5 April 1, 2003
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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