8 definitions by BarryMcCocknher

You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.
Evan Stephani : Holy fuckin tits man I’m buzzin like a bitch on the bus man, like a dick man
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019
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A cliche/drawing of a cock, usually very detailed man. If you don’t own a cock cliche then you’re gay. It can vary on which cock cliche you own, a dick cliche or a chicken cliche but the shorter term is cock cliche:()
Yo man that’s a very detailed cock cliché on your wall there man.
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019
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A Dick Dangler is a man who has a long dick and lets it hang out of his shorts and sometimes dangles it in front of other people. Sometimes used to express ones anger for another person
Trende quit being a dick dangler it’s so skinny like a noodle.
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019
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When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.
My dad decided to start cock coptering and took flight. I have never seen him again.
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019
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A team of guys that tag team one unlucky dyke and stretch her asshole out like a relay race.
by BarryMcCocknher November 12, 2019
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A mafia full of people only containing the Jewish religion
I joined the Jewish Mafia today mom
by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
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A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.
The Cock Dock was full during 3rd hour
by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
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