BarryMcCocknher's definitions

Anal Athletes

A team of guys that tag team one unlucky dyke and stretch her asshole out like a relay race.

Tom and his friends were anal athletes

by BarryMcCocknher November 12, 2019

Cock Dock

A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.

The Cock Dock was full during 3rd hour

by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019

Cock Cliché

A cliche/drawing of a cock, usually very detailed man. If you don’t own a cock cliche then you’re gay. It can vary on which cock cliche you own, a dick cliche or a chicken cliche but the shorter term is cock cliche:()

Yo man that’s a very detailed cock cliché on your wall there man.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Grundle Garage

A large get together where people will fondle each other’s testicles and cock, when one cums they’re out and you see who lasts the longest.

Nathan and his friends had a huge grundle garage in the basement last night.

by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019

Evan Stephani

You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.

Evan Stephani : Holy fuckin tits man I’m buzzin like a bitch on the bus man, like a dick man

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Cock Copter

When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.

My dad decided to start cock coptering and took flight. I have never seen him again.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Jewish Mafia

A mafia full of people only containing the Jewish religion

I joined the Jewish Mafia today mom

by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019